JIERU'S retarded story

once upon a time, we were at the chinese games [xiaopengyou was in charge of it. don't ask me why is she called xiaopengyou. JIERU wanted to call her that (:]. then we were so bored that we couldn't stand it anymore. so we stood up and left. we made sure the coast was clear [inside joke!(:] but the coast wasn't clear, but we didn't care. so, xiaopengyou saw us making our valiant [JIERU wanted to use that word, i have no idea why] escape, and being the really lame busybody oh-i-can't-just-let-you-pon-this-thing-even-if-it's-boring-you-to-death kinda person, she ran after us, screaming in a lame xiaopengyou-ish voice "wei! zihui! jieru! bu yao pao ah! ni gei wo zhan zhu!" but obviously, we didn't care.

so we ran and ran and ran, and we reached the track. and because of our super cool [as said by JIERU o.o] stamina, we weren't tired at all, but given xiaopengyou's fatness, lousy stamina, oldness and lame stupidity and all, she was panting away like no tomorrow [phrase that JIERU loves to use]. she chased us even though there was no hope of catching us super cool people! hahahaha. and she was in her grey dress with a droopy ribbon in the middle, all the while screaming in her annoying voice "zihui! jieru! bu yao pao ah! deng deng wo!" but obviously, we didn't care.

xiaopengyou tried speeding up but because her heels were of lousy quality, and bought from some ancient pasarmalam, it broke into 18274593749 pieces. both heels, at the same time, so she collapsed, and landed flat on her face in some gloopy disgusting mud, and there was a frog in it too yay. but the frog was too disgusted by her sudden intrusion, so it hopped away indignantly. we heard her falling down, obviously, because she screamed in her lame xiaopengyou voice "aiyaaaaaaaaaaa die dao le laaaaaaaaaaa" and also because we have super cool hearing.

so we turned around, walked back, looked at her pathetic state, and started pointing and laughing hysterically at her!and fear not, that's not the end yet. we, being the absolutely cool and nice and pro people, sympathised with her, even though people like her don't deserve sympathy. so we helped her up! and she had the oh-my-i'm-so-grateful-thank-you-thank-you-thank-you look on her face, forgetting that we were actually the ones who landed her in that state.

but, at the last minute, we changed our mind, so we let her go and xiaopengyou fell back into the mud! this time the frog was smart enough to go far far away! so we pointed and laughed at xiaopengyou again. and laughed and laughed and laughed. and laughed. then, we walked away, leaving xiaopengyou there sobbing uncontrollably in the mud.

so xiaopengyou, after sitting in the mud/rain [it started raining soon after(:], decided to get up. however, she failed, and landed in the mud again, but eventually she managed to get up, dragging herself to the koi pond where they were having the chinese games. and so, being absolutely repentent, she dismissed everyone! and freed the slaves. libertyyyyyy. and so we emerged the champions! heroes, whatnots, you name it, we've got it! and we ruled the world. and this is how it ends (:

disclaimer: this is merely a product of JIERU's wonderful imagination/boredom! xiaopengyou is a weird non existent fictional character, any similarities with real life people are purely coincidental.